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If you would like to be a guest on the show, contact Rick Keller at Rich northerncoloradowriters. Emeritus Laureate Aaron Abeyta made the announcement after he read several of his own poems to great applause, the crowd calling for more. For more info, visit. New Pilgrimage Vol. Subscribe online at pilgrimagepress. Check the convenient website for guidelines, calls, etc.

Musical Guest: Palas Music. Email your submission to poetry ColoradoLifeMagazine. New children's book from former Colorado poet laureate: David Mason 's new children's book, "Davey McGravy," is filled with wonder, love, and tragedy. July , Grand Ave. Yip yip! Slingshots and Love Plums - Poems wendyvidelock. Daniel Klawitter just got a short story published in Black Cat Tales. Stallings just for fun. For which we congratulate her!

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Jenne R. Poet and critic David Mason has been busy recently! His new book is about to be released and two operas for which he penned the libretti are soon to premiere. With "playful and evocative verse, poet David Mason delivers him back to his boyhood but leaves the mysteries of love intact.

In the opera Pablo Picasso and Gertrude Stein meet again "in a posthumous debate filled with both passion and humor. And keep an eye out for Mason's essay on Aiken Taylor Award winner Dana Gioia, which will be published in the upcoming winter issue of Sewanee Review. It may be the land you already know. It may be a completely foreign landscape. It may be a trip into the mundane, into dream, into memory. Or into the mountains. Indeed, when in doubt, go higher.

And deeper. Submitted poems must have titles. And please, no poems longer than two or three pages, single-spaced. If you like, feel free to include a short, two or three sentence bio with your submission. Poems must be previously unpublished. Rights revert back to writer upon publication.

After 8 years of blogging on blogspot. It's free, of course! Wendy Videlock is the featured poet in the current issue of Able Muse , with several new poems and an interview with David Mason. Her visual work appears in January's Mad Hatter's Review. Her new book, Slingshots and Love Plums , will appear in January of Send poems, including your mailing address, by email to poetry coloradolifemagazine. Bob King. Kyle Harvey is the editor of Fruita Pulp, an online poetry journal.

It consists of the many realities which it can be made into. Conundrum Press announces their tri-annual sampler of western literature. See "Announcements" for link to Issue 1. Writing programs and reading series, book groups, National Poetry Month, Billy Collins on the radio—there are more ways to access poetry than there ever have been before.

It is an exciting time to be a poet, and to be a poetry editor trying to keep your ear to the ground in terms of where poetry is being experienced. Many of our poetry books have been our best-selling titles in these last few years. Go to "Workshops" for full information. Poetry as lightning and penetrant, quickening the American experience. Poetic descendant of Whitman, Ginsberg, and Fernando Pessoa, Wilson catalogues, capers, and frolics through a multitude of lives with a relentless wit that also, fortunately, often breaks through to tenderness, or rage.

Wilson challenges both our hatreds and our sympathies. I cheer these wonderfully readable, truth-telling poems. Among other honors, his work has received the Nebraska Book Award, the Backwaters Press Prize, and the Balcones Poetry Prize, and he has served as a regional poet laureate, instituting a continuing program that places pamphlets of poems by local writers in waiting areas.

He lives in Colorado with his wife, Lesley, and children. Colorado picks a new State Poet Laureate See "Workshops" for more info. John Nizalowski, Mesa State poet and writer, has a new blog up at johnnizalowski. On Tuesday, Sept. See more information on Joe at his pages on ColoradoPoetsCenter. Tattered Cover Press. No press yet. By Sept. Previously published okay if rights can be obtained. Bob King 's "Saying the Word" appeared Aug. Check under "Announcements. The new issue of Pilgrimage , edited by Juan Morales , focuses on the theme of Labor.

State University-Pueblo, Dept. Michelle Harvey has 3 haiku at Writers and Lovers Studio. The award in Poetry went to Tim Z. Colorado Ave. Harwood is a Colorado girl, born and raised, currently attending the University of Colorado at Boulder, majoring in Integrated Physiology with aspirations of becoming a Naturopath Physician. However, Aama has always been a poet at heart. Her love of words date back to when she was only four years old and she wrote her first song.

She believes words are a powerful median, giving eyes to how we each create, feel, think and connect to one other Take note of a time change: for July and August Talking Gourds has been moved back two hours, to give folks a chance to enjoy the extended daylight. The event will start at 8 p.

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In Sept. August guest poets are unconfirmed, but Front Range poet Joe Hutchinson is going to give a special evening reading Monday, Sept. June, July and August in Telluride, Colorado.

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  8. Her novel is Before the Reef Plainview Press. Little Houses , her debut short story collection, was published by Stephen F. Austin State University Press. A native of Miami, Florida, Swanson now lives in Denver, Colorado, and teaches environmental literature as well as fiction and poetry workshops at Regis University, where she is a professor in the English Department. Uche Ogbuji 's poem "Convergence" was published on p. Kathryn Winograd Phantom Canyon: Essays of Reclamation, has embarked upon a new project, writing on Beacon, a platform for reader-supported journalism.

    The editors decided to collaborate on this project due to admiration of the poet Adam Zagajewski, among other poets, like Milosz and Szymborska. Really enjoyed reading all the poems and had a good although a bit tedious time putting it together. Please, read these poet's work and consider buying one of their books! A poem by J. Amy Marchak has become a street poet. In the street. Watch her often rhymed improvisations on topics suggested by passers-by in Boulder. Our faculty -- David Yezzi, Ernie Hilbert, and yours truly -- is strong; our graduates and students are publishing all over the country; our curriculum is craft-based and rigorous; and you get to spend two weeks every summer in one of the most beautiful places in America, Colorado's Gunnison Valley.

    Check out Western's website, below -- spread the word -- and if you're interested, be in touch. They are mirror-bright. This book is a literally dazzling debut. Cascade Avenue in downtown Colorado Springs. The reception is free and open to the public. An accomplished poet and educator, Ms. Among other honors, she has been awarded fellowships from the National Endowment for the Arts and the Ford Foundation. The mission of the Pikes Peak Poet Laureate Project is to inspire and celebrate poets and poetry in the community.

    The project's goal is to designate the best of our region's poets as Poet Laureate and to support related programming that connects poets and poetry with our community in ways that are personal and meaningful. These five organizations organize the Project and facilitate programming during the Poet Laureate's term of office. Kathryn Winograd tells us Arapahoe Community College is looking for a creative writer. Full time position. John W. SO BIG they're charging admission for this one. April 19th -- noon to midnight. Mercury Cafe More details to follow as we count down.

    Armstrong and Lummox Press, is now available. Wendy Videlock has a sonnet in the new anthology Irresistible Sonnets , now available from Amazon ed.

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    Mary Meriam, Headmistress Press, Which poem strikes you? What do you think about the order of the pieces? Narrative thread? Did any of them prompt a piece of your own? Love it? Hate it? Read it! Join us! Wells Re-Imagines Time Travel. Tickets are on sale now at wonderbound. Henry embarked on a creative relationship that has produced two celebrated works, When the Power Goes Out and Intersection , that meld dance with the written word. This third full-length collaboration will feature 11 new poems by Henry. Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.

    War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of payments. Everything I need to know I learned from my dog: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. A husband complains to a marriage counselor: "When we were first married, I would come home from work, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.

    Now after ten years, it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking. Does "expect the unexpected" make the "unexpected expected"? Why are "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites? And also "overlook" and "oversee" opposites? It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. When you give someone your whole heart and he doesn't want it, you cannot take it back. It's gone forever. I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

    The three grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, someone to love, and something to hope for. Can you read this? Figuratively Speaking: Example of a Brain Study. F1gurv3ly 5p34k1ng? If you can raed the abvoe, you have a sgtrane mnid, too. Can you raed this? Olny 55 people out of can. Olny 55 plepoe out of can raed tihs. I cdnuolt bielvee that I cluod aulaclty uendsatnrd what I was rdanieg.

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    The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest. It's about who came, and never left your side. We always thought we'd look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we'd look back on our laughter and cry. Give me the shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef, i. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.

    It marks the end of his sentence. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. Try English And now you wish perhaps to learn of less familiar traps? I've hardly made a start! Man alive! This drain must be opened up because it is stopped up. Patient: "I've hurt my arm in several places. Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.

    Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Seuss Theodor Seuss Geisel. Winston Churchill vs.

    Lady Astor Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee. Churchill: Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it. Georgia Guidestones: From Wikipedia: A message consisting of a set of ten guidelines or principles is engraved on the Georgia Guidestones [June ] in eight different languages, one language on each face of the four large upright stones. Maintain humanity under ,, in perpetual balance with nature. Guide reproduction wisely - improving fitness and diversity.

    Unite humanity with a living new language. Rule passion - faith - tradition - and all things with tempered reason. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court. Avoid petty laws and useless officials. Balance personal rights with social duties. Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite. Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature.

    I've never met a Bitter person who was Thankful. Or a Thankful person who was Bitter. It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live. Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted.

    To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. I am the greatest. As long as a man stands in his own way, everything seems to be in his way. What is not started today is never finished tomorrow. If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples, then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

    German translation: Think before you speak. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. The Roots of Violence: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge without character, Commerce without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice, Politics without principles.

    I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Which is the most Dangerous Letter in English? The Answer is "W" - as in Wrong. And finally God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Lord, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

    If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing one's eye sight? I think, therefore I am. Cogito ergo sum. Je pense donc je suis. Ich denke, also bin ich. I think I am, therefore, I am. I think. I am what I am. That's all. I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

    The Senility Prayer: God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Light travels faster than sound.

    This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

    A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Laughter is the best medicine since you don't have health insurance. Men do make passes at girls who wear glasses, it depends on their frames.

    Aspire to inspire before you expire. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. On Christianity Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time.

    But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years. As we get older, it is not the things we did that we often regret, but the things we didn't do. Possible origin of above quote: Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

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    What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters. I do my thing and you do yours. I am not in this world to live up to your expectations, and you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you and I am I, and if by chance we find each other, then it is beautiful.

    If not, it can't be helped. Frederick Perls quote. He who spends time regretting the past loses the present and risks the future. All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays. When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does. A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

    Making mistakes is not a problem, not catching those mistakes is where the trouble starts. For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of potential happiness. Real heroes don't save the world, they serve the world. The richest person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.

    If you planted hope today in any hopeless heart, If someone's burden was lighter because you did your part, If you caused a laugh that chased a tear away, If tonight your name is mentioned when someone kneels to pray, Then your day was well spent. Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Doc, why is it that when I speak to God it's a prayer, and when God speaks to me it's schizophrenia? He who wants to accomplish finds a way. He who doesn't, finds an excuse. Whenever two people meet, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is.

    Almost all our faults are more pardonable than the methods we resort to to hide them. Journalists do not believe the lies of politicians, but they do repeat them, which is even worse! Talent is God-given; be humble. Fame is man-given; be thankful. Conceit is self-given; be careful.

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    Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you need people with high IQs. Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science fiction is the improbable made possible. We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

    A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect. There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. The cardinal doctrine of a fanatic's creed is that his enemies are the enemies of God. English is a funny language. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing. No matter how busy a man is, he is never too busy to stop and talk about how busy he is. The three great essentials of happiness are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. Nance attr. There are three ingredients in the good life: Learning, earning and yearning.

    It is better to be able to appreciate things you cannot have than to have things you are not able to appreciate. O Lord, help my words to be gracious and tender today, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. If I accept the sunshine and warmth, I must also accept the thunder and the lightning. There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children: one is roots, the other, wings. Only the man who is below the average in economic ability desires equality; those who are conscious of superior ability desire freedom; and in the end superior ability has its way.

    What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in our own sunshine. When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. The most important things in life aren't things. The best things in life aren't things. Die besten Sachen im Leben gibt es umsonst. Translation: The best things in life are free. People without hope for tomorrow have a very difficult time living for today.

    If you want something you've never had, you must be willing to do something you've never done. To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might just be the world. Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to become angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy.

    The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are. It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret. If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. A difficult time can be more readily endured if we retain the conviction that our existence holds a purpose: a cause to pursue, a person to love, a goal to achieve. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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    A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. They need all the help they can get.

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    Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience. Come to church for a faith lift! Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

    It takes 8, bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

    There may be a time when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.

    Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference. If you need a shoulder to cry on, pull off to the side of the road. Translation: Nothing is as constant as change! The only thing constant in life is change. Few people have the wisdom to prefer the criticism that would do them good, to the praise that deceives them.

    Thinkers think and doers do. But until the thinkers do and the doers think, progress will be just another word in the already overburdened vocabulary by sense. To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish you had a Club and a Spade. Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out. Note: Some of these may not be true or factual.

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    Sloths and manatees are exceptions to this rule having abnormal numbers of cervical vertebrae. He was so exhausted that he had to be nursed back to health. He was then put in a cage for the seven-hour flight to New York via first-class jet with an official send-off from Irish Prime Minister Charles Haughey, 22 Dec It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

    General Electric GE. Louis Vuitton LV luxury products. SAP application software. American Express. You could visit a new beach every day for more than 29 years. Note from Wikipedia: "Until , the Guinness Book of World Records repeated the popular misconception that it [Yonge Street] was 1, km 1, mi long, and thus the longest street in the world; this was due to a mistaken conflation of Yonge Street with the rest of Ontario's Highway Yonge Street including the Bradford-to-Barrie extension is actually 86 kilometres Not true!

    An American flag has never appeared on any Canadian Banknote. Lawrence Iroquoian language word "Kanata" meaning "Village". It takes a little bit of learning on how to set up a website and how to get traffic and advertisers, but this is a very viable option to do something you love while earning some side cash. Using free blogging software like WordPress is a great way to get started with creating an affordable website.

    Sites like make it possible for you upload images to sell on items like poster prints, coffee mugs, t-shirts, and more. While you will need some sort of photo editing program to do this, you can turn your poems into items for sale. Etsy is a store of everything handmade. You can create prints of your poems on paper in a frame or on a canvas and sell that way.

    If you liked the idea of creating print-on-demand products, Etsy can also be integrated with websites such as Printful , making your start up costs very minimal. In addition to selling your print on demand poetry items on Etsy, you could also explore other possible handmade products, such as selling your own greeting cards. You can also offer custom poetry writing services, or even an eBook of your poems you have written. With the right marketing, this can be a good way to get your poems in the hands of others while getting paid for your work.

    Update January : This article has been updated to remove several formerly listing websites which paid authors for unique poems. When this article was first published, there were several websites which paid writers for submitting their poems. Sadly, there are less and less reputable websites willing to pay writers online for their unique poems. Popular websites such as Associated Content, Gather, and Triond no longer exist, and many others have merged with other content writing platforms which no longer accept poetry submissions.

    Fortunately, as we listed above there are still many unique ways you can make money with your unique and original poems you write! We will continue to seek out different ways to make money publishing poetry online and update this list as we discover them. I hope this post helps inspire you to think out of the box and consider some original and unique ways you can make a full-time income and living from your passion to write poems and verse.

    While it may be the untraditional route from a published book featuring a collection of poems, all of these options are quite lucrative to help you as a writer have the income to support your love for writing! Do you have any other ideas for ways poets can make money online writing poetry? Have experiences of ideas you have tried?

    We would love to hear from you — Share your thoughts in the comments section below! We all are good poets. But the thing about poetry is everyone thinks they are good. SHOW It. I want to make some fast cash,with my writing. I have fillers, poetry, and short stories. I also designed several greeting cards and verses. Used to do fashion illustrating back in the day. How can I make fast cash? Guess, my surmise is to reply To know, is to go, 2 feet in On the side, with 1 foot high Keep up your end, if you intend, to c ee the sky…. A snare here, a glare there. Looking up and down the comments to get a clue, I gathered a few here and a few there to make a queue.

    Now I got a few lines there, Finally i summed up to comment here. Dude are you me, You must be? Maybe smoke some tree? We could just enjoy this moment at least. Let me Just release. I wish you all peace. Even when negativity, Is in the crease, Of your sleeves. Haha this is so fun. What man! I need to publish my poems fist volume — 25 poems. Anyone interested to be a co-sponsor kindly leave keep me informed. You need only to get yourself out there and to try and develop a sort of background of your work. It takes patience and perseverance.

    You do good if you simply try. The more I read the more I fuss Statements made beyond eternity bond How can a man have heaven inflow And not have a voice in the world Words so frugal and frail Yet defines the true meaning of life Cash flow or not in the singing bone Eternity will hear my royal rhymes For I will sound it to the hearts of men And they will hail it even in silent graves Fret not oh poet of our time For money goes with the one with words The one who has a tale within And will tell it whether paid or not….

    It is awesome to see you love words Now make it also your your swords True, you can move mountains If you speak on real things for the world is today in shambles Are you ready to light those candles? Be you the change you wish to see This gold must you now dig For our words are the only flowers left In this world that is now full of theft. Seems we all good in this and if we take it more seriously, we could earn little money from it I Bet you. The thing is how can we take our poems out to the public and sell. I Appreciate reading that more than words can say!

    These days its so hard to earn a quick dollar…Theres no money in poetry so why even bother…Trusting these websights gets harder and harder…Anyone can screenshot and claim to be author. What we need is to brainstorm together…Come up with an idea thats original and clever…. A website that provides others with templates…those who may lack that poetic essence… For any occasion any event…. Goodluck…Remeber Me… Brooks Barker…. Kerman CA. This is the best poem on here so far!